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First of all it's an intermediate Web Developer resource. Secondly I'm using it to plug my work and other projects/sites hoping to increase my hit rate. Like you do :-) I'm planning to update this site on a regular basis but if previous experience is anything to go by as soon as I start one of my own projects I get really busy at work or helping friends with their web sites. Even so you should find new stuff on each visit. I hope that you fine something useful on the site. Cheers to everyone who's visited this site. I've all of a sudden been getting quite a few hits and think it's time I added more bits and tweaked some of the code. I'm quit busy at the moment so will do what I can when I can. If any of you would like to contact me or correct any sub-standard code on my site you can contact me, Mike Dobson, here miked@newmediaplugin.co.uk Yes, I know I've spelt the word Squeak wrong. I made a typo when registering the domain name, oops! What on earth is the SqueekMachine I hear you ask. Well, is my player name from the game Unreal Tournament. I wanted a silly name. Wibble came first, then Squeek formally known as wibble (wouldn't fit so shortened it to Squeek_wibble). Finally I settled for SqueekMachine named after the little moor hen chicks I hear on the pond behind work while having a cigarette break which walk around constantly squeaking. The hens squeak, not me. Mike Dobson Most recent completed projects http://www.jobshop.tv http://www.vinyl2go.co.uk http://www.omanacc.com Looking for a Flash Developer? http://www.2dope.co.uk
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If any of you out there, like me, have to produce time sheets for the work they produce but find it impossible to account for every minute of the day, try these time sheet blags. Holiday Limited pre-determined mental and physical rejuvenation experience duration Updating the database Modification of database dynamic content to conform with post production updates If you have a cold and keep sneezing Repeatedly cleansing nasal mucus membranes Bug Tracking Ritual indeterminate statistic tracking to determine positive results Cig Break Physiological and mentally enforced drug induced de-stressing session ASP page updates Continuous de-construction and re-evaluation of Active Server Page dynamic content coupled with streamlined script modifications. Graphic Updates Visual stimulus enhancements. HTML page updates Re-scripting of non dynamic hypertext. PowerPoint Implementation of a fully dynamic visual rolling interface serving targeted content. Graphic Montage Creation A multiple visual dissection incorporating graphical and technical re-integration. Chatting A non independent exploration exercise of web and IT non-specific development technologies for future consideration. Popping bubble wrap Research and development of non-web practical interactive therapy. Brewing up Web development team oral stimulation to enhance brain cell performance. Time sheets Project maintenance extrapolation performance related statistics.
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